Twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had progressive Twitter in stitches yesterday with a joke tailor-made for the #resistance.
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 24, 2020
The only problem is that liberal comedian Bill Maher made an eerily similar joke a couple of weeks ago. (Twitchy)
Yeah remember seeing this joke on the Bill Maher show a couple weeks ago https://t.co/zfZAsum73k
— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) March 25, 2020
And here is the original. BUSTED:
Trump said he had a hunch that the virus wasn’t as bad as the World Health Organization says. So on the one side, you have the World Health Organization. On the other side, you have a guy who stared at an eclipse. #TrumpHunch #Covid19 pic.twitter.com/LYhJLN3NxU
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) March 7, 2020
She’s awful AND a joke thief.
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No we should take advise from an Atheist and an ex politician, who hasn’t uttered a true statement since getting fired from the Watergate investigation. Now that’s who we should be listening to!
AMERICANS WE HAVE TO TAKE BACK OUR AMERICA FROM THE EVIL CRIMINAL ACTS OF DEMOCRATS………………………..TO SOLVE AMERICAS PROBLEMS MAKE THIS CHOICE WE THE PEOPLE’ HAVE THE POWER OF OUR VOICES AND OUR VOTES, TO VOTE OUT THE ENTIRE LYING,CORRUPT, TREASONOUS DEMOCRAT PARTY COME NOV 2020, VOTE TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND TO END ALL CORRUPTIONS IN WASHINGTON GOVERNMENT
“Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!” (Isaiah 5:20).
Did you hear the latest lie coming from the Dem/Left? Biden lying about POTUS cutting funds from the CDC. Blatant untruth no funds were cut at anytime during his administration. Disgusting main stream media parroting Chinese propaganda to the American public. FYI Chinese scientists were expelled from a Canadian Lab last week No media coverage Hmmm https://www.bing.com/search?q=chinese+bio+warfare+scientists+canada+kicked+out+of+their+class+4+labs%2c+last+july&qs=PF&cvid=a0aa97342df94567bd4c048e36ca4b25&cc=US&setlang=en-US&plvar=0&first=10&FORM=PERE1
I hope the judge forces Hillary to be deposed , she is trying to get out of it, Hillary, Bill Clinton & Obama , Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler are trying to race to the finish line on who the best liar is , but their isn’t enough room for all of them. All this stuff against President Trump ever since he got into office because Hillary lost the election has costed the American tax payers way too much money , time for them to be held accountable for it apologize to President Trump those made their Millions , get posh benefits, now please let Americans come first, this country come first, & do your jobs once & for all. Thank you for your time .
This is the only answer available to America. The DOJ and State are still swimming with Swamp Critters and it’s going to take a couple of election cycles to salvage the Republic. Think Congress will TERM LIMIT itself? Remember that half the country has been Indoctrinated by PUBLIC Education that has for years TAUGHT the TEST and only a few escape the Progressive(aka Socialist) message which now has it’s tentacles all the way to Pre-School.
Absolutely the truth. The DEMOCRATIC PARTY is a CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.
EXACTLY!
And she lost her license for destroying evidence, lying to a Grand Jury. Her first job as a liar.
Then she and her husband went to many trysts and had their drivers killed.
well said! That bitch got fired from the Watergate committee by the Democrat Chairman because she kept telling lies and he had enough!
Cut her some slack. She isn’t smart enough to
make up her own jokes. LOL.
OH SHIT!!! I AM NOT SUICIDAL
TRUMP 2020…YOUR FREEDOM DEPENDS ON IT…..
Who is watching Maher or Hillary anyway ? noone b/c there’re more logical than nonsense citizens in this nation so the logical get introduced to the nonsense only when they read about it on a favorite site showing the nonsense have no ammunition of words except stupid.
Here’s a good joke, who is the only woman in history that fought to get a job to sit in the same office as the place where her husband got a BJ from an intern??? Maybe it depends on what the definition of the word “is”, is, right?
HA, HA, HA,….GOOD one……!!!
Probably wanted to do a little one upmanship by gettin’ humped on the desk, maybe?
Very Good! Thanks for posting.
Don’t forget the tasty cigar.
Excellent!!!
Try to be coherent
? listen, many never heard of these mooches in late night etc until OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP made them famous
You can make fun of a GREAT PRESIDENT. No one has accomplished as much as OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP. He works for the PEOPLE and AMERICA
His accomplishments are 15 X more than you hypocrites ever would achieve in your lifetime if you didn’t tear apart a GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP
Exactly! The more these self aggrandizing tykes vomit out their hate, the more votes PRESIDENT TRUMP gets.
I’m kinda sick of listening to absolute morons
In media and politicians attempt to make President Trump look as stupid as they are.
My message to aforementioned imbeciles:
Americans don’t buy it stupidity is very hard to conceal!
Hillary, at least steal a funny joke. Fool.
Has anyone noticed that the government is responsible for keeping everybody home and not working and now they say our economy is in the tank and the govt needs to bail us out. I don’t see an iota of difference between Dem. or Rep. A little less liberty for a little more security problem is will get neither…… Just Sayin
The virus must not be responsible for anything. Liberalism at its finest. Just sayin.
Bella Pelosi, better known as Dracula. Sneaked in a 1 billion Dollar funding for Plan Parenthood (The abortion factory) in the Coronavirus bill. Never let a crisis go to waste is one of the Demoncrat 10 Satanic Commandments.
Wuhan Virus Bioweapon AKA: China Virus, Coronavirus weaponized by China and their treasonous Godless demoncratic Commie party and cohorts the fake media, academia, Hollywood, Millennials…to crash the greatest US economy ever! And to take down the greatest president ever, President Trump!! Keep up the great work President Trump! 2020 and beyond! From the Patriots of a Commie Demoncrat free America!
*SCENE 1 :
The curtain opens: China becomes ill, enters a “crisis” and paralyzes its trade. The curtain closes.
*SCENE II.*
The curtain opens: The Chinese currency is devalued. They do not do anything. The curtain closes.
*SCENE III.*
The curtain opens:: Due to the lack of trade of companies from Europe and the USA that are based in China, their shares fall 40% of their value.
*SCENE IV.*
The curtain opens:: The world is ill, China buys 30% of the shares of companies in Europe and the US at a very low price. The curtain closes.
*SCENE V.*
The curtain opens: China has controlled the disease and owns companies in Europe and the US. And he decides that these companies stay in China and earn $ 20,000Billions. The curtain closes. How is the play called?
*SCENE VI:*
*Checkmate!*
*Amazing but true*
At first they were too prepared. Three weeks after the start of the roll, 14 days and a 12,000-bed hospitals were already under construction. And they really built them in two weeks.
Awesome.
Yesterday they announced that they had stopped the epidemic. They appear in videos celebrating, they announce that they even have a vaccine. How could they create it so quickly without having all the genetic information? Well if you are the owner of the formula it is not difficult at all.
And today I just saw a video that explains how Den Xiao Ping gave the west a half stick. Due to the coronavirus, the actions of Western companies in China fell dramatically. China I just hope, when they went down enough they bought them. Now the companies, Created by the USA and Europe in China with all the technology put in by these exchanges and their capital they passed into the hands of China, which is now rising with all that technological potential and will be able to set prices at will to sell everything they need to the West. How are you?
None of this could have happened by chance. China who cared that a few old men died? Fewer old-age pensions to pay, but the loot has been huge. And right now the West is financially defeated, in crisis and stunned by the disease. And without knowing what to do.
Masterfully diabolic. It had to be the communists. |
Adding to this, they are now the single largest owners of US treasury with 1.18 trillion holding surpassing Japan.
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How come Russia & North Korea have Low or Zero incidence of Covid- 19 ?
Is it because they are staunch allies of China
On the other hand USA / South Korea / United Kingdom / France / Italy / Spain and Asia are severely hit
How come Wuhan is suddenly free from the deadly virus?
China says that the drastic initial measures that they took were very stern and Wuhan was locked down to contain the spread to other areas
Why Beijing was not hit ? Why only Wuhan?
It is interesting to ponder upon.. right ?
Well ..Wuhan is open for business now
Covid – 19 needs to be seen in the backdrop of the arm twisting of China by USA in the trade war
America and all the above mentioned countries are devastated financially
Soon American economy will collapse as planned by China.
China knows it CANNOT defeat America militarily as USA is at present THE MOST POWERFUL country in the world.
So use the virus…to cripple the economy and paralyse the nation and its Defense capabilities.
I am sure Nancy Pelosi got a part in this…. to topple Trump….
Lately President Trump has always been telling of how the GREAT American economy was improving on all fronts and jobs were coming back to the USA
The only way to destroy his vision of making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is to create an ECONOMIC HAVOC.
Nancy Pelosi was unable to bring down Trump through impeachment…..so work along with China to destroy Trump by releasing a virus.
Wuhan’s epidemic was a showcase.
At the peak of the virus epidemic….China’s President Xi Jinping…just wore a simple RM1 facemask to visit those effected areas.
As President he should have been covered from head to toe…..but that was not the case.
He was already injected to resist any harm from the virus….that means a cure was already in place before the virus was released
China’s vision is to control the World ECONOMY by buying up stocks now from countries facing the brink of severe ECONOMIC COLLAPSE…..Later China will announce that their Medical Researchers have found a cure to destroy the virus
Now China shall OWN the stocks of All Western Alliances and these countries will soon be slave to their NEW MASTER….. CHINA
We will see shortly if this is true. They are all smiling… makes you wonder.
IS THIS COUNTRY FALLING APART AND THE ANSWER IS YES. YOU CAN THANK OUR SO CALLED LEADER. WAKE UP AND SEE THE TRUTH; TRUMP MUST GO…. WE HAVE LEADERS THAT DON’T LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. WE HAVE A VIRUS IN OUR COUNTRY THAT HE REFUSED TO ACCEPT UNTIL HE HAD TO FACE THE TRUTH. WAKE UP AND REMOVE THIS IDIOT ……
Hey Craig, you need to get out from under that liberal rock. Watch the real news and get some basic knowledge of what the entire administration is doing to combat the virus.Stop watching and reading the kooky MSM.
In Craig’s defense, he is not under that liberal rock, he has swallowed liberalism hook, line, and sinker. Liberalism destroys the brain so he is no longer responsible for what he says.
Yep, Don. You described Craig to a “T”.
so do tell me who stopped flights to and from China, and what did liberals call the that pserson
How soon did he do it?
And who stopped flights from Europe, and what was he called.
Hard to watch a person that hates this country so much who seems so ignorant and so willing to keep eyes closed
The only idiots are the people that do not question the Democratic leaders investments, their policies which have all been dangerous to our health & our National Security. Tell me, do you think Bill Clinton’s NAFTA that encouraged our manufacturing businesses to move outside of the country to China a communist country which now manufactures our Pharmaceuticals & medical supplies & vital infrastructure supplies a intelligent policy? The loss of JOBS because of that asinine move devastated the country. How about the move he made in 1994 with North Korea when they 1st threatened us. The bonehead appeased them gave them billions AND URANIUM to build nuclear power plants & what did they do starved their people & enriched the uranium for weapons. His wife Hillary as SOS along with Dems signed off 20% of our uranium mining rights to Russia with the Uranium One Co. & pocketed 145 million to her foundation & her husband collected 500,000 for a speech he gave there a few weeks before the deal was closed. Don’t let me get started on Obama & that Iran Deal. By the way Obama waited 6 months & 1000 deaths before he announced H1N1. Pelosi & Schumer is holding this bill hostage now with 1200 pages of their wish list that has nothing to do with this pandemic. Screwing the tax payers who pay their salary do you appreciate that fella?
Craig, what lies has Trump told? I keep reading that you democrat morons say he is always lying. I have not heard of a single false statement he has made. But I can’t say that about that gay, Muslim, fraud before him, who tried to turn us into a Muslim country. Also, hellery, pelosey, waters, and many other democrats are so full of lies, hate, greed and corruption it makes me sick to my stomach just to see them on TV. Why everyone can’t see the evil just dripping from them, I don’t understand. I was a democrat all my life until that gay muslim announced he was running for President.
True, and it seems as if the “SHEEPLE” will believe anything and everything about our President and believe everything that the DEMOCRATIC PARTY says. They arr EVIL and DANGEROUS and a threat to this COUNTRY and we the PEOPLE. They are full of HATE not just of TRUMP but of our COUNTRY.
Who Watches Bill Maher?
Who is Bill Maher??
Someday she AND Maher will be nothing more than dog poop on the sole of someone’s shoe.
Why the surprise??? Scandals is all they do.
They don’t we know ABout how many people they have silenced. Sorry. Associates who committed suicide or vanished. …. Delusuional people believe delusional things. Wake up “kids 10-25…. or U will be slaving for the Socialists some day!! Take a Look at history!!!
Hey, hey all you critics. The great English actor Edmund Kean said on his deathbed, ” dying is easy. Comedy is hard. ” Give the amateur a break.
It’s easy to see the big picture now and also easy to see all players! The sad fact is the players are blind and let their greed and power control them. When all is said and done the joke is on them. The bible already told the true story and the Lord wins! The players who believed they concockted the perfect plan will be the ones who will be nashing their teeth. So read the bible and weep!!!
WHEN – Will the Christians, talk shows, media, and others bring up the issues that the Democrats are supporting issues against the laws of God and we have a history of what happens to societies that oppose his laws? Issues like infanticide, abortion, LBGTQ, same-sex marriage, euthanasia, and even socialism! Those who care for this country should spread this and make more people aware of what Satan is hiding from the majority of people.
Jimmy Swaggart Ministeries, Francis & Friends 2 hour program on Monday-Friday. They take on anything and everything that calls in and faxes in. They aren’t hiding anything. Best program on TV. Can’t recommend it enough!
Plagiarism is not just A Hilary problem its the entire democrat hierarchy that has a problem with original thinking.
.The Hag tested negative twice for the Presidency
She is so deluded that she still thinks she WON!!
STEALING is what got Hillary where she is – her only success story is ALL of the STEALING she has gotten away with. Don’t expect her to change at this OLD age. Some women age like a fine wine – Hillary is aging like a box of ice-cream left on the beach at noon on a 95 degree day.
We can say what we like, but hillary will not be brought to justice.These Spineless republicans just don’t have the fortitude to really step forward and take the bull by the horns. Just like with Pelosi, there is no way she should be allowed to be speaker. We did have one senator from south Dakota that said he believed she was unstable. Which was good, but then he turned around and said he was sorry that he tweeted what he did.WHY?????????????????
History teaches us what Nations go through the same cycles, just maybe President Trump can stop this cycle .
Remember if the democrats keep on getting elected , we will go back to bondage
People go from bondage to spiritual Faith
From Spiritual Faith to Great Courage
From courage to liberty
From liberty to abundance
From abundance to selfishness
From complacency to apathy
From apathy to dependency
From dependency back again to bondage