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Fox News host Tucker Carlson announced that his viewers had decided upon a brand new name of the infamous ‘Monkeypox’ virus on Thursday.

As The Daily Wire reports:


Carlson made an implicit reference to the manner in which the disease has been largely spread through homosexual behavior in addition to a side reference to “Long COVID” as he pronounced his name for the disease.

“So monkeypox is about the coolest name ever for a disease — ‘can’t come tonight, I got the monkey’— but they are changing the name, ‘cause racism or something,” Carlson asserted.

“Well, for once, we know who they are; we’re not going to allow it,” he declared. “Were going to change the name this time.”

Earlier in the week Carlson took a poll on Twitter regarding what the new name of the Monkeypox disease should be, on Thursday he announced the result:

Carlson took a poll on Twitter. He continued on Thursday, “So we had a vote; there was no ballot harvesting; you can trust our counting, and the new name for monkeypox Is now officially, and we’re declaring it: Schlong COVID.”




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Julie
Julie
3 months ago

It’s the FAUCI FLU !

Robert Scott
Robert Scott
3 months ago

I love watching Tucker, he’s honest, and he’s funny at the same time, even when it’s horrible news about democrats

rebel
rebel
3 months ago

schlong covid–that’s hilarious–but it’s the truth-only a certain group are getting this sickness and i say this because they are sick–