In news that should thrill conservatives, today marks exacty one year from the day that Barack Obama will officially leave office. In what should serve as a reminder that there’s still work to be done, recall that Hillary Clinton promised to protect the Obama legacy, and Bernie Sanders is a crackpot Woodstock era socialist whose flashback addled brain is set on transforming the country into USSR West.
Still, it’s good to know that if we all work together, our long national nightmare may soon be over.