A few years ago, the prospect of a President Bernie Sanders would have seemed unthinkable, even laughable.
It’s no longer impossible to imagine a future President Sanders sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. Despite its record of death and misery, the fairy-tale of socialism endures to this day.
But the question remains, who will serve in his cabinet?
Here are our best (and coincidentally most terrifying) guesses: