Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Woman Mauled to Death After Liberals Mock Locals for Carrying Guns

A Texas woman was killed by a pack of feral pigs, just weeks after urban liberals mocked middle Americans for citing feral pigs as a reason to own guns.

Christine Rollins, a 59-year-old home health care provider, arrived at the Anahuac, Texas home of her 84-year-old client when she was attacked in the front yard.

“In my 35 years, it was one of the worst things I had ever seen,” Chambers County Sheriff Brian Hawthorne said in a press conference on the tragic death.

Hawthorne said the presence of multiple sizes of bite marks on Rollins’ body indicates she was mauled by more than one pig.

Local residents report feral pigs are such a threat they must monitor children who play outside and keep children indoors when herds of pigs are sighted.

The fatal attack comes as privileged urban liberals sneered down their noses and mocked Americans who cited the threat of pigs as a reason to own guns.

In August liberal musician Jason Isbell posted to Twitter, “If you’re on here arguing the definition of ‘assault weapon’ today you are part of the problem. You know what an assault weapon is, and you know you don’t need one.”

Arkansas resident Willie McNabb responded, “Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?”

Arrogant liberals pounced on the statement, mocking McNabb for something they never have to experience or understand.

“sorry boss can’t come in. 30-50 feral hogs came running into my yard again. yeah. about 3-5 mins. where my children play. yeah. see you tomorrow,” clucked liberal “advice columnist” Beth McColl, who lives in London and whose advice is so good she’s not published by anyone.

“thinking about the emotional toll of regularly using a machine gun to kill  30-50 feral hogs that illegally enter your property within 3-5 minutes of seeing your children,” said Pierre Menaud, whose Twitter timeline is littered with proclamations of how nearly everything emotionally frustrates him.

“imagine believing mowing down 50 feral hogs with a machine gun is actually /good for/ your children’s well-being,” squawked “BethLynch2020,” whose qualifications as a “Socialist Feminist” didn’t equip her with the knowledge a common hunting rifle is not a “machine gun.”

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