Of course there’s a Hillary Clinton sex doll. Her name is Horny Hillary, and she provides endless crude puns.
Spencer’s Gifts promises it will give an “election erection,” while the box itself proclaims it “the hottest tail on the campaign trail.” Reviewers have called it “almost real, just like Hillary” and “no Monica Lewinsky.”
The rest of the Internet had a field day with it.
#RejectedPoolToys Blow up Hillary sex doll. It will screw you over and over.,
— Dr. Helldigger (@drhelldigger) July 25, 2016
We bought a Hillary Clinton sex doll pic.twitter.com/jvPz23y3KG
— corm (@cormacorourke19) March 10, 2016
@Aviel78 a Hillary Clinton sex doll would come equipped with over 100 phrases telling you what you’re doing wrong
— C. Camel (@CorruptCamel) February 2, 2012
Donald sex doll marketed as anti-Trump, but Hillary doll’s packaging is politically neutral (pic via @WaltHickey) pic.twitter.com/W3lXCCXnQd
— Jeremy Parker (@astutepanther) July 21, 2016
There is also one of Trump, but its proceeds go to the UN Refugee Agency, which buys thermal blankets and emergency kits for people fleeing countries at war, according to the Daily Dot.