You'll Never Guess Who Bill Clinton Kills Off in His New Novel

  • 2018-06-04
  • Source: AAN
  • by: AAN
You'll Never Guess Who Bill Clinton Kills Off in His New Novel
By Veni from New York, USA (Bill Clinton and Hillary) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Former President Bill Clinton and bestselling author James Patterson have a new novel out titled, "The President is Missing," which media sycophants are predictably drooling over.

Unfortunately, President Clinton's publicity tour got off to a rough start when he refused to apologize to Monica Lewinsky (nevermind his other alleged victims starting with Juanita Broaddrick). 

RELATED: Bill Clinton Proves He's Still a Scumbag in STUNNING Video

Besides today's public relations nightmare, some in the media have been buzzing about the surprise character killed off in the book: the First Lady – who bears a striking resemblance to Hillary.

The President's wife uses her dying words to implore her "grieving" husband to find someone else. Per the New York Times review:
 

“Promise me you’ll meet someone else, Jonathan. Promise me.” 

 Source: AAN
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