1.) Harrisonburg, Virginia

  • 2018-11-06
  • Source: AAN
  • by: AAN Staff
1.) Harrisonburg, Virginia
In Harrisonburg, Virginia, 20 dead people were somehow found on the voter rolls. Guess the party affiliation of the group responsible, HARRISONBURG VOTES? Shockingly, they're not Republicans.

The magic to raise the dead is called necromancy and is impossible as far as science is concerned. Apparently, that doesn't concern HARRISONBURG VOTES or its head sorcerer, Joe Fitzgerald.
Guess what, y'all, Joe isn't just any Democrat – he's the Chairman of the Democratic Committee in Harrisonburg! That's downright dirty.

Harrisonburg is located in the heart of Virginia's 6th District. The seat is rated Safe Republican per the Cook Political Report.

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